How Animals Eat Their Food
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Hahahah this is great
(Source: unabating)
when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man
It scares me that there’s only 1000 reblogs.
It scares me that there’s only 3000 reblogs.
how old is google?
google is 13 today
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teen pregnancy is more acceptable than being gay and that’s really sad
(Source: zombieboyj)
You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
(Source: glial)
Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus
If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.
I dreamed a dream of a nice ask
But life has killed the dream I dreamed
(Source: IfAllElseFailsDance)
does anyone else find it awkward emailing teachers like are you supposed to say hey, or hi or use their name or say love from at the end?









