ussawesome: when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man
Reblog this if you're older than Google.
come-come-cardinal: keepcalmandgosurfing: geekyninja1: attend-hogwarts: grrrbarrowman: skarosoul: It scares me that there’s only 1000 reblogs. It scares me that there’s only 3000 reblogs. how old is google? google is 13 today
teen pregnancy is more acceptable than being gay and that’s really sad
seababe: You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
dreamboatsandtrenchcoats: Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus
giraffepoliceforce: If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.
ifallelsefailsdance: I dreamed a dream of a nice ask But life has killed the dream I dreamed
akwhard: does anyone else find it awkward emailing teachers like are you supposed to say hey, or hi or use their name or say love from at the end?
toinfinityandbeyonce: i had this super christian friend once and one time she literally said to my face “i wish you were coming to heaven with me”
mew-in-the-tardis: jesuschristvevo: is it data or data Somehow I knew exactly what you were asking
meladoodle: rtylering: meladoodle: imaginary friends with benefits I’m pretty sure that is called masturbation. no masturbation is a sin, i always get my imaginary friend sandy to do it
trelyon: If zombies ever attack just go to Costco… they have concrete walls… years of foods and supplies… and best of all the zombies can’t get in without a Costco membership card
catswithbenefits: spaceprincessbeyonce: catswithbenefits: one hand on my keyboard my other hand on my dick my other hand on my dick my other hand on my dick my other hand on my dick my other hand on my dick my other hand on my dick my other hand on my dick im an octopus Octopi don’t have hands. wow i was born with a birth defect that is actually so rude
michaelpalin: visual representation of autoplay on someones blog
hungarian: nowhere in the bible does it say god is not a burrito
svau: You don’t know how much someone is worth to you until you sell them
super-wolves: laugh-til-ya-fart: A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly. Suddenly, Lorraine died. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, “I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone.” i’m done with this website