(Source: awkward-elevator)
A few months ago, this preacher guy (Preacher Tom, for anyone who might have had a similar experience with the guy) came to my campus and started spewing hateful and judgmental things at passers-by. Knowing he would be back, I created Zealous Preacher Bingo cards, with a few friends’ suggestions for spaces. We gave out candy to anyone who won.
i had this super christian friend once and one time she literally said to my face “i wish you were coming to heaven with me”
is it data or data
Somehow I knew exactly what you were asking
imaginary friends with benefits
I’m pretty sure that is called masturbation.
no masturbation is a sin, i always get my imaginary friend sandy to do it
If zombies ever attack just go to Costco… they have concrete walls… years of foods and supplies… and best of all the zombies can’t get in without a Costco membership card
one hand on my keyboard
my other hand on my dick
my other hand on my dick
my other hand on my dick
my other hand on my dick
my other hand on my dick
my other hand on my dick
my other hand on my dick
im an octopus
Octopi don’t have hands.
wow i was born with a birth defect that is actually so rude
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