OMFG
SHE DID NOT. OMG.
OH YES SHE DID
DID YOU SEE THAT LOOK SHE GAVE AFTER THE JUST KIDDING, looking at merica like ” U KNW WHUT IT ISSSSSSSSS”
dentist: *slits your throat open with a boxcutter* you’re bleeding because you don’t floss enough
(Source: basedgeromy)
If my jokes offend you:
- I’m sorry
- It won’t happen again
- 1 & 2 are lies
- You’re a pussy
- a teacher goes on a date
- guy: can i kiss you
- teacher: i dont know, CAN you?
forcing your pets to spend time with you by closing the door
