That girl was on a mission.
me
oh
my
fucking
god
Someone get her an award omg.
THIS MADE MY NIGHT.
(Source: renandstimpy)
MY MOM JUST ASKED ME WHAT I WANT MY CAKE TO BE FOR MY SPIDER-MAN THEMED BIRTHDAY PARTY AND I TOLD HER I WANT IT TO BE IN THE SHAPE OF ANDREW GARFIELD’S BUTT AND SHE WAS LIKE “SEND ME SOME PHOTOS I’LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO” OH MY GOD
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME
DAT ASS.
But seriously, what was the point of everyone being naked
i still dont know what rolling in the deep even means
(Source: drillbot)
- someone: why do you celebrate Christmas if you're not religious
- me: why do you celebrate your birthday if your parents wish you'd never been born
(Source: halemcjoel)
(Source: zetsubounikki)
